It's sure nice to meet you!
You are so darn gorgeous, I could just keep you!
Sadly, I don't think it would work out. Despite the fact that you probably have an owner, despite the fact that you obviously need to be fixed, despite the fact that my dear wonderful husband sent our last kitty packing, and responded with a "NO!" at the photo I sent him by phone even before I said a thing...
I'm pretty sure he would eat you.